magic man

1,000,00 years ago on a nice day I was at rainbows end I had $100 so I went on the rollercoaster. Then a evil man called Magic man came. He looked like a hairy beast on his broom. With his magic powers he turned the rollercoaster into a chinese train then the magic man put the train in tokyo. And then I was like ching chong wa. Then they were like hello and then I just said it again.  When he came i farted and bomded the train. And magic man came back and killed me. And then I went up to heven and all you could see was just green clouds. 
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